That’s the spirit!
A mom of five has married the ghost of a 300-year-old Haitian pirate — and claims they’re enjoying the best sex she’s ever had, according to a report.
“I told him I wasn’t really cool with having casual sex with a spirit and I wanted us to make a proper commitment to each other,” Irish woman Amanda Teague, 45, told The Sun.
“If I am going to be in a long-term relationship with somebody, I have the right to be married.”
The nutty newlywed says she first met Jack the ghost in 2014, when he joined her in bed one night.
Teague is a former Captain Jack Sparrow impersonator and says her new hubby — a freebooter who was executed in the 1700s — also looks like the “Pirates of the Caribbean” character.
“He is black, so he is not the same color as Johnny Depp. But he is dark-skinned and has very dark jet-black hair, so he tells me,” she told The Sun.
Despite the fact that Jack has been dead since the 18th century, the couple have a normal relationship, she claims, going out on date night to restaurants and the cinema — which are a real bargain when only half of the couple needs a meal or a seat.
And the sex is much “deeper” than with a corporeal partner, she says.
“The only difference with having a sexual relationship with a spirit is obviously that sense of touch goes a lot deeper,” Teage told the paper.
“You can feel the weight of the spirit, their touch, the pressure. You can literally feel the physical act of what the spirit is doing to you, and the spirit can feel it, too.”
The couple were married in a boat in international waters, which meant that the wedding was legal, according to the British tabloid.
A skull and crossbones flag subbed in for Jack, with a human medium saying his vows and Teague placed his ring on a candle.
“Some people are saying I’m a nutjob but obviously anyone who knows me has a different view. I’m not airy-fairy at all,” she tells the paper.
Teague is just one of many Brits who claim to enjoy banging banshees — 27-year-old English woman Amethyst Realm revealed last month that she’s shagged no less than 20 seperate apparitions.