Take my rooster, please!
A fed-up woman from Michigan is giving away her “a–hole” rooster for free – because he wakes her up every morning at the crack of dawn.
Denell McCaul, of Clarksville, aired her grievances in a viral tongue-in-cheek Facebook post on July 26, according to Raw Story.
“At this point I don’t give a s–t what kind of home this inconsiderate jerk goes to: A–HOLE ROOSTER,” she said in the hilarious post.
“He’s the perfect rooster if your alarm is broken and you need to be awake at 5:30 a.m. That is his only setting, 5:30. He has no snooze button but will be quiet just long enough for you to fall back to sleep and then he’ll start back up with his obnoxious cock-a-doodle-doing right outside of your windows.”
McCaul’s rant continued, “It’s like he knows where you sleep and can zone in on that particular window so maybe he has some sort of special x-ray vision where he can see sleeping people behind walls.”
She said the crabby cock also doubles as an “interpretive dance” instructor.
“He is also a perfect rooster if you want to start running… around your yard… while you’re trying to get away from him,” McCaul wrote.
Her post was shared more than 74,000 times and racked up more than 36,000 comments.
It’s not clear whether McCaul had anyone take her up on her offer, though many suggested a more permanent solution – turning the rooster into dinner.
Credit: NY Post