Dad Arrested For Driving Teen Couple To Park To ‘Do Their Thang,’ Cops Say

A Florida man faces charges after he allegedly drove his 15-year-old son to a park with his teen girlfriend so they could have sex — or, in the dad’s words, “do their thang,” according to police.

Laurence Mitchell, 53, was arrested earlier this month after an officer spotted him after-hours in his car at McChesney Park in Port St. Lucie, according to The Smoking Gun.

The dad reportedly told the officer that his son requested he take him and his girlfriend to the local park “so they can do what kids do.”

“Well, they aren’t out there stealing, they are just having sex,” Mitchell allegedly said to the cop, adding that “they could be out there doing worse.”

Mitchell, however, allegedly admitted that he didn’t know if the girl’s parents consented to her being out.

The police officer then interviewed the teen couple after they returned from the soccer field, the TCPalm reported.

Mitchell’s son reportedly told the officer that he and his girlfriend were “just smokin’ and f–kin’.”

Police arrested the dad and booked him at St. Lucie County Jail on a charge of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. He was released on $750 bond and scheduled to appear Sept. 25 in court.


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Man confesses to sex with horse using overturned bucket

A “homeless-looking” man in Oregon has confessed to sexually assaulting a horse after its owner found the animal “tied up in an unusual way” inside its stable, police and court documents say.

Kenneth Lijah Duyck, 20, is in Washington County Jail Thursday on suspicion of sexual assault of an animal and second-degree burglary stemming from the incident last week on a rural property in Hillsboro.

Duyck broke into the stable and went after a black mare named Ellie, The Oregonian reported, citing court records and police statements.

The owner of the property later discovered a bucket overturned, and in a call to the Washington County Sheriff’s Office, said the animal was “tied up in an unusual way,” FOX12 Oregon reported.

She then sent a photo of the horse to her daughter, a veterinarian, who said it looked like the horse was sexually assaulted.

The owner also reportedly said she received a call a day earlier from a man who identified himself as “Duyck” asking if he could camp on her property.

Duyck, described by the stable owner as a “homeless-looking” man whom she spotted talking to neighbors around the time of the incident, was found sleeping in a car Tuesday in a Walmart parking lot in Cornelius.

Duyck told investigators he broke into the stable to look for work before admitting to sexually assaulting the horse, the Washington County Sheriff’s Office said.

An affidavit also quoted him as saying that he believes he carried out the lewd act because he was off his medications.

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Man admits to killing woman he just met during kinky sex

A UK man choked a woman to death during kinky sex they had just two hours after meeting for the first time at a bus stop, according to a report.

Mark Bruce admitted to killing Chloe Miazek after meeting her late at night in Aberdeen, Scotland, on Nov. 3, the Telegraph reported.

The pair, who had been drinking heavily that night, quickly bonded over their mutual love for erotic asphyxiation.

Miazek, 20, died during sex at Bruce’s apartment.

Hours after her death, Bruce, 32, was caught on surveillance video walking the streets before turning himself in at a police station.

“I have done something terrible. I have killed someone. I strangled her, she is on the bed,” Bruce told police, according to the BBC.

Bruce originally faced murder charges but copped to a lesser charge of culpable homicide Monday.

Prosecutor Jo McDonald said forensic reports were consistent with Bruce’s story that they’d had sex at 3:30 a.m.

“His explanation is he placed his hands around her neck during sexual intercourse and the evidence is consistent with that,” McDonald said. “The evidence suggests death is likely to have been quick, seconds rather than minutes. The extent of the injuries suggested not much force being used.”

Defense attorney Brian McConnachie said there was evidence that Miazek, who worked at Tesco supermarket, was turned on by being choked during sex.

“Her former partner always declined,” McConnachie said. “I don’t wish to sound like I’m suggesting she was the author of her own misfortunate, but it is a significant factor.”

Miazek’s parents, Bob and Theresa, said in a statement that the death of their “beautiful daughter and sister” was “difficult to comprehend.”

Bruce will be sentenced April 5.



Man convicted of killing woman who rejected $8 offer for sex

ATLANTA — A jury has convicted a man of killing a woman who rejected his $8 offer for sex.

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports that jurors on Friday convicted Felix Shirley of murder in the January 2017 killing of Misha Moore.

Citing the Fulton County District Attorney’s Office, the newspaper says Shirley was sentenced to life in prison, plus five years.

The newspaper says Shirley had just ended his shift at the Mercedes-Benz Stadium when Moore approached him. As the two began walking together, Shirley handed Moore $8 for sex. When she told him it wasn’t enough, authorities say Shirley threw her against a wall, kicked and beat her, then shot her with a .22-caliber revolver.

The slaying was captured on surveillance video. Moore’s body was found at the bottom of a stairwell.



Man loses girlfriend to threesome partner, takes bloody revenge

A Brooklyn man caught his girlfriend having sex with another guy just one day after they all agreed to have a threesome — and, in a fit of jealous rage, beat him to within an inch of his life, according to police sources.

Being the third wheel apparently didn’t sit well with the boyfriend, who ripped a leg off a coffee table and allegedly pummeled the other man with it, the sources said.

Cops responded to the incident on Sunday around 6:45 p.m. and found the victim, 31, unconscious with severe head injuries. He wasn’t expected to survive.

Officers took the boyfriend, 54, into custody and later transported him to the hospital after he complained of chest pains. Charges against him were still pending as of 11 p.m., sources said.

The man allegedly told cops that the victim was “raping” his girlfriend, 30, and that’s why he attacked him. But the woman claims this wasn’t the case.

She insists that she wasn’t being sexually assaulted and that her boyfriend was in the wrong, according to sources.

The couple met up with the other man on Saturday night and they agreed to have a three-way, the sources said.

Things were fine until the following day, when the boyfriend left the apartment and returned to find that the ménage à trois had turned into a two-day affair.

With the victim and his girlfriend both in bed together, he pounced — striking the man with his makeshift weapon and injuring the woman in the process, sources said.

She suffered cuts to her lip and face, but was expected to be okay.

It’s unclear how the couple met the victim or if they know him. Sources said the man was still in the ICU as of 11:30 p.m. Sunday.

Attorney arrested for filming sex with inmate in women’s jail

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. — Authorities say a Florida attorney used his position to gain access to a women’s jail and film himself having sex with a female inmate.

A Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office news release says 54-year-old Andrew Spark was arrested Sunday and charged with soliciting for prostitution and other counts.

Detectives began investigating Spark last month following a tip that he was soliciting sex from female inmates at the Pinellas County Jail.

The release says Spark had sex with one 28-year-old inmate at least six times since her June arrest on drug charges. Spark has never represented the woman, but investigators say he began paying her for sex about three years ago.

Detectives are trying to determine if Spark engaged in similar activity at other jails.

Spark is free on $5,300 bail. He didn’t reply to an email seeking comment.

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Pervert lured underage girls on Instagram with fake job offers: prosecutors

A Bronx man has been trolling Instagram for pretty, underage girls then luring them into sex traps by posing as a hiring manager for retail giants like Zara and Levi Strauss, according to court records.

Darrin Paul Barker, 24, was arrested on Aug. 31 and charged with acting in a manner injurious to a child and harassment in the second degree with physical contact.

He was released on $500 cash bond and is due back in court in November.

One of the retailers, Levi Strauss, is now suing to block him from continuing the sick charade.

The new Manhattan Supreme Court suit says Barker worked as a temporary employee at its 34th Street store in 2012 and 2014.

Levi’s was alerted to the alleged pervert fraudster w hen a victim’s mom came into the Times Square store in July and showed a manager a series of text messages between her 15-year-old daughter and Barker.

Using the handle @6luuwill6 Barker, pretending to be a Levi’s employee, contacted young women on the social media site about summer job opportunities, the suit says.

In one exchange on July 3 he asked the 15-year-old her age and experience then requested her phone number, “So I can give you more insight on the position,” according to a copy of the messages.

In subsequent texts he sent the girl photos of himself at the Levi’s store explaining “I know this is random so I’ll send proof.”

“Yes please because the first thing I thought was this is a scam,” she replied. He told her she’d be a “sales lead guiding your team to make sales goals from previous years.”

She admitted she didn’t have much experience but said, “I’m a fast learner and I’m confident.”

“That’s what we look for confidence and in all honesty I chose you because sex appeal sells in retail and you’re definitely adorable with a nice body,” Barker said.

He asked her to meet him that day at the East 225th Street subway station near his East 227th Street apartment to fill out an application.

She became suspicious after he said, “You should definitely be my boo” and offered her $4,000 cash for a new wardrobe.

When she replied, “I don’t want to be with anyone at the moment,” he pressed, “I mean I was looking for something on the side to be honest. And you’ll be making 18 an hour here. More than your age lol.”

The teen stood her ground. “Lol I’m interested in working with you but I don’t know about being something other than friends.”

But Barker pushed back, “So what if today we messed around for a one time thing. I’ll give you 6grand. And after that ti’ll be just professional.”

She answered, “No im sorry i’m not like that.”

Reached by telephone Wednesday Barker said, “What?” when asked about the allegations and hung up.

His Instagram account with the @6luuwill6 is no longer active.

The Levi’s suit claims Barker is still using social media pretending to work for the jeans company to entrap minors. The suit says his behavior is harming its “brand, reputation and customer goodwill.”

He’s been attempting to trick the job seekers for at least a year, according to an Aug. 10, 2016 Facebook post by a user named Kiara Krystal who alerted people to the scam and asking them to “spread the word.”

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For Some Turtles, Science Is a Real Turn-On

When scientists collect or observe animals in the wild, it sometimes can be extremely challenging to identify their sex. But a group of researchers recently found an innovative and relatively simple way to determine the sex of turtles in the field, coaxing reluctant males into, um, revealing themselves, through the judicious application of a vibrator.

They put four turtle species to a new and titillating test, applying their turtle tickler — a 7-inch-long (18 centimeters), handheld vibrator — to the nether regions of western chicken turtles (Deirochelys reticularia miaria), Mississippi mud turtles (Kinosternon subrubrum hippocrepis), common musk turtles (Sternotherus odoratus) and spiny softshell turtles (Apalone spinifera).

And while there were varying degrees of success between the species, the researchers reported in a new study that plenty of the turtle males obligingly rose to the occasion.

In some turtle species, it can be difficult to tell the sexes apart just by looking at them. Either the males and females aren’t very different in size or body shape, or the individual turtles exhibit secondary sex traits that belong to both males and females, the study authors reported.

And traditional methods for distinguishing turtle sexes — such as sampling blood for sex hormone analysis, minor surgery, or camera insertion into their genital areas — are time-consuming and invasive, and tricky to perform outside of a laboratory’s controlled environment, study lead author Donald McKnight, a doctoral candidate with the College of Marine and Environmental Sciences at James Cook University in Australia, told Live Science in an email.

“Although this is an admittedly comical method, it does actually have scientific merit because it is less invasive for the animals and easier and cheaper for the researchers,” McKnight said.

This isn’t the first time that scientists have experimented with stimulating male turtles to tell the sexes apart. Earlier efforts found that Cotinga River toadhead turtles (Phrynops tuberosus) would become erect if their limbs and neck were immobilized, while common snapping turtles (Chelydra serpentina) would show their penises if they were gently bounced up and down, the study authors wrote.

And a prior study used vibrators on male turtles to make them ejaculate, which suggested that vibrators could shake things up for field researchers trying to induce turtle erections.

Using the vibrator, the scientists correctly identified the sex of 100 percent of their A. spinifera turtles and 80 percent of K. subrubrum hippocrepis, according to the study. The other two species were somewhat less responsive, enabling the scientists to identify the sex of about 65 percent of their D. reticularia miaria turtles and 56 percent of S. odoratus.

All four turtle species in the study seemed to prefer the vibrator at its highest setting and with fresh batteries, according to McKnight. However, distinct preferences among the species also emerged.

Spiny softshell turtles appeared to enjoy having their tails stimulated, frequently wagging them “from side to side,” the study authors reported. Meanwhile, Mississippi mud turtles and musk turtles were most responsive to “slow, small circles” on their abdominal and pectoral regions. Western chicken turtles also enjoyed the circular movements, but higher up on their pectorals, according to the researchers.

Previous research suggested that male turtles could be coaxed into ejaculating with the application of a vibrator to their heads. The study authors dutifully tested that technique, but found that it generally left their turtles unimpressed, adding to their conclusion that not all vibration methods work equally well across species.

“The best future directions would be to try several different styles of vibrator to see if some are more effective than others, as well as to test this method on a wider range of species — especially species that are known to be difficult to sex,” McKnight told Live Science.

In other words: Different folks need different strokes. Even when those folks are turtles.

The findings were published online in the June 2017 issue of the journal Acta Herpetologica.

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This mom has the loudest sex in NYC

Olga Valerio, 49, outed herself to The Post as one half of the dynamic duo that sparked the most 311-hotline complaints in the city for loud sex.

The hairstylist’s partner in carnal cacophony inside her Bay Ridge, Brooklyn, apartment is a man young enough to be her son, 26-year-old building handyman Byron Perez.

Olga’s fourth-floor pad at 7201 Ridge Blvd. was named in a 2015 DNAinfo report as home to the city’s highest number of 311 gripes about clamorous coitus. Neighbors, claiming the couple’s moans and grunts jolted them awake at all hours of the night, complained a half-dozen times alone in a three-month period, the site reported, citing city data.

Neither Valerio nor Perez was named in any media accounts at the time, including The Post’s. But many assumed that Valerio’s daughter, 31-year-old Dahiana Valerio, was part of the deafening duo.

Olga Valerio is coming forward now, she says, in an act of motherly love, to take full credit, or blame, as the moaning mama.

She says there’s nothing wrong with showing some passion in the bedroom — though she was shocked when her alleged ear-shattering exploits made the news.

“It’s natural, it’s normal,” the mother of four assured The Post in an interview alongside her much younger beau. “I never thought that this would happen, but it happened. I didn’t know that we were doing it too loud!”

Perez, for his part, said he had no clue the pair had caused a carnal commotion until the stories came out. But he admits the couple left their fourth-floor bedroom window wide open during their wee-hour whoopie. They no longer do this.

“I can’t say, I wouldn’t know,” a grinning Perez replied when asked if he considered himself louder than average between the sheets.

The pair said they met one night five years ago while Olga was taking out the trash in the building’s courtyard. The handyman, who was living in a basement apartment, started flirting with her, saying “all kinds of good stuff,” she recalled.

The romance escalated quickly — and the pair have been together, defying convention, ever since.

“Chemistry is chemistry,” Olga told The Post. She called her relationship with Perez healthier than those she has had over the years with men her own age.

But it was her daughter Dahiana who was inadvertently tagged as Perez’s lover, both women say, after the bleach-blond musician, wearing a striped maxi dress, answered the door for reporters huddled outside their apartment the day the news broke. Dahiana says she had only been temporarily staying with her mom after getting into a fight with her ex-boyfriend.

Olga was reluctant to go public at the time to set the record straight because she feared being ridiculed for having a young lover, she said.

“I don’t feel old, but people start to talk, you know? I wasn’t sure I wanted to be in that kind of situation,” she told The Post. “At the beginning I was so embarrassed, but now I’m okay with it. I said, ‘If I need to tell the whole story, I’ll do it.’ I’m doing this for Dahiana.”

Dahiana said it was awkward, to say the least, for people to think she was having sex with a man who was actually dating her mother. Relatives in the Dominican Republic were in shock.

“My father is like really old-fashioned, very caught in the old traditional ways, so for him it was like, ‘What? You’re in the paper with your mom’s boyfriend?’” Dahiana said.

“My mom and I have always had a good relationship, but not open like that,” she added.

Dahiana, who plans to release her first Reggaeton single as “D Magic” later this summer and also works at Body Art Studios tattoo shop, said her photo being splashed across the news brought her a ton of attention — not all wanted.

Almost immediately, she started getting catcalled on the street, she said. Some lustful suitors took their courtship even further by knocking on her mother’s door asking for her. One man even offered her $40,000 for one night in bed, she said.That she was visibly pregnant did nothing to slow down the tide of men.

“The thing is that people think freak,” she told The Post. “They think that if you’re that loud, if you’re in the paper as being the loudest in the five boroughs, in their mind they’re like, ‘Oh my God, she must really enjoy sex.’”

That characterization is not exactly wrong, she said. But Dahiana, who posts jaw-dropping selfies in tight dresses and underwear on her Instagram account, can’t say for sure if she has inherited her mother’s sonorous style in bed.

“Am I loud? I wouldn’t know, but I am a very passionate woman, passionate about sex,” she said.

As for her mom’s decibel level? “I haven’t heard her, thank God.”

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